TV Review: South Park Top 5 Episodes

One of the greatest political comedies of all-time is South Park. Set in a small town in Colorado, the show centers around four grade school boys who-wait, why am I telling you this? Anyone worthy of reading this should already know the premise, if not watch the show. With that said, I will leap into my list of the top 5 episodes of all time (from seasons 1-10):

1. The Simpsons Already Did It (Season 6). Cartman discovers the secret to creating thriving civilizations out of brine shrimp: SeaMen + SeaPeople = SeaCiety.
   
2. Fat Butt and Pancake Head (Season 7). Cartman's hand has a life of its own as Jennifer Lopez (pronounced "Hennifer HLLLopez"), propelling him to fame and into the arms of the one, the only: Ben Affleck. Who knew he could so easily fall for a fat pubescent boy from Colorado?
   
3. Scott Tenorman Must Die (Season 5). After he gets ripped off buying pubes from a 6th grader, Cartman is out for revenge. And considering he's a sociopath in bloom (they're now diagnosed with conduct disorder below the age of 18), Scott Tenorman should look out... Guest Starring Radiohead.
4. Fun With Weapons (Season 8). The boys buy authentic Japanese weapons at the county fair and have a whole lot of "fun" with them. Look for some classic Butter moments in this episode. After all, who doesn't love a little Butters?
5. Last, but not least, is Christian Rock Hard (Season 7). Who doesn't want a platinum album one day? In an effort to quickly attain this dream and show-up Stan and Kyle (aka, the band Moop), Cartman, Token, and Butters do what they know best: rock hard as Christian singers. Be warned, the songs in this episode will stick in your head for eternity.

This is just a brief glance into the world of South Park which is sure to please and never disappoint. In my opinion, seasons 5-8 will rock your world, while the others will still amuse and entertain without the piss stains on your pants.

-BitchlyBitchly